Life as Chloe

behind-these-eyes13:

Jake: You’re shittin’ me right?

Melanie: You know? I’ve never really understood that term but no I am not “shitting” you.

(Source: acid--rvin)

— 9 months ago with 10 notes

vulturecreep:

“I’m so fat!” I scream as I shove a brownie, pizza, my neighbors cat, two oak trees, a small country into my mouth

(via friendlyneighborhoodteenager)

— 1 year ago with 67544 notes

rneerkat:

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

(Source: rneerkat, via friendlyneighborhoodteenager)

— 1 year ago with 88767 notes

alex-clover-sam:

Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

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— 1 year ago with 148818 notes